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An Ape, also known as a “smoothbrain” is an individual who knows nothing else other than Buy/HODL. This is his code. He does not play into FUD but instead cracks open a new box of crayons for an afternoon snack. Trying to fight against an Ape is futile as Apes of this class tend to stand together in massive numbers. They are often seen trading hard earned bananas for stonks and a possibility of earning tendies in return. They don’t know when the tendies will come however and this is why HODL. Their overall unwillingness to sell, despite shill attacks, hedgie threats, and mainstream media FUD has earned them the title of having what’s known in nature as “Diamond Hands” the strongest force found here on Earth. A force underestimated by the apes mortal enemy known as “shitadel”These Apes currently desire to live on the moon using rocket ships with pretty colors. Not much else is known about this Ape community but if you ever run into one you might just hear them whisper “This is the way” right before getting hit in the face with feces. -This is the way.
Look at that ape in his Lamborghini, damn I should’ve HODL too.
by DrThrob April 05, 2021
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A common soldier, a foot slogger. Similar to cannon fodder.
Come on, you apes! You wanta live forever?

--Robert A Heinlein, Starship Troopers
by Pink January 30, 2004
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1. any person succumbing to to fits of irrational, reckless, stupid and lazy behavior

larry: did you hear that dwayne got another DUI?

curits: nah, that motherfucker is a total ape.
by piddy pat May 29, 2007
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Mad - Crazey - insanely violent -
always a negative occurence especially related to loosing ones sense of self-control and flying into a fit of rage.
He went Ape -
im gonna go ape -
im gonna go ape all over you
by TakticOne January 29, 2004
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a substitution for any other adjective, adverb, noun, or verb, particuarly for words concerning caziness or anger. (Ape has been adopted by many schools in Virginia and clubs have formed and it is used reguarly in everyday speach)
-You are such an ape!
-Stop aping around!
-What an apish movie...
-You dance so apishly, i am ashamed to be your friend...
by Lady of the Lampost November 06, 2004
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