Willington 

A place that is the biggest and scruffiest shithole in the hole of England located near Durham it is full of 15 year old slags and boys that are pure chavs and pikeys all gypsys think of it as home

parent : son we moving to willington

son : Yes there are lots of slags with big boobs and a big ass and they cover themselves in make up

Willington by The crazy pranked 😜 July 25, 2017

Willington 

In other words, Rough As Fuck, a town within County Durham near Crook and Bishop Auckland. Ran by dealers, smack rats, wanna-be pykies and pure chavs.

Don’t come expecting a quiet night . All you hear is boy racer cars and dirt bikes 24:7 . And if you find your self in one of the local pubs, don’t stare at someone you don’t know for longer than 4.9 seconds as that tends to be the instigation for a fight - started by “who you fuckin lookin at like , haway then”

“Mam I’m going to Willington for a few hours”

“Okay Son, make sure you leave your shoelaces at home, cause you sure as fuck won’t be leaving Willington with any”

Willington by Big Noodle Mush August 19, 2022

Willington 

Ditherer. Obsessive credit editer.

Are you still editing those credits? you've pulled a Willington.

Willington by Jeff Minge May 12, 2004

Willington 

A Form of hand disease causing old age in hands.

You're 21 and you have crinkled hands, That's Willington hand you have.

Willington by Magnum P.I. October 13, 2004

Willington, CT

The place where one only passes through when lost, or drunk. The people so cool that they renamed Memorial Day Willington Day, and have a fiesta behind the elementary school.

Willington, Ct may refer to all of those uppidy Connecticut towns that you need to be sprung from. Soon.

Willington, CT by Sayjay901 April 29, 2011

Willington willy watcher 

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.

How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"

Willington willy watcher by Hewmarra2 February 11, 2021

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009