A place that is the biggest and scruffiest shithole in the hole of England located near Durham it is full of 15 year old slags and boys that are pure chavs and pikeys all gypsys think of it as home
parent : son we moving to willington
son : Yes there are lots of slags with big boobs and a big ass and they cover themselves in make up
son : Yes there are lots of slags with big boobs and a big ass and they cover themselves in make up
by The crazy pranked 😜 July 25, 2017
Get the Willington mug.In other words, Rough As Fuck, a town within County Durham near Crook and Bishop Auckland. Ran by dealers, smack rats, wanna-be pykies and pure chavs.
Don’t come expecting a quiet night . All you hear is boy racer cars and dirt bikes 24:7 . And if you find your self in one of the local pubs, don’t stare at someone you don’t know for longer than 4.9 seconds as that tends to be the instigation for a fight - started by “who you fuckin lookin at like , haway then”
Don’t come expecting a quiet night . All you hear is boy racer cars and dirt bikes 24:7 . And if you find your self in one of the local pubs, don’t stare at someone you don’t know for longer than 4.9 seconds as that tends to be the instigation for a fight - started by “who you fuckin lookin at like , haway then”
“Mam I’m going to Willington for a few hours”
“Okay Son, make sure you leave your shoelaces at home, cause you sure as fuck won’t be leaving Willington with any”
“Okay Son, make sure you leave your shoelaces at home, cause you sure as fuck won’t be leaving Willington with any”
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Get the Willington mug.The place where one only passes through when lost, or drunk. The people so cool that they renamed Memorial Day Willington Day, and have a fiesta behind the elementary school.
Willington, Ct may refer to all of those uppidy Connecticut towns that you need to be sprung from. Soon.
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Get the Willington willy watcher mug.1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.
2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"
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Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
Woman: "No."
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Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
Woman: "Why?"
Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
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Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
Woman: "No."
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Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
Woman: "Why?"
Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
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