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A term coined to describe a retards understanding of the Agile software development methodology. When in fact it is merely Waterfall methodology labelled Agile.
She detailed planned the entire 8 month project from the start. This is more like Wagile!
Wagile by Technotard123 April 1, 2011
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Someone who hates their job, but works to live a miserable life. Eventually, the wagie discovers his life is pointless and he is only causing pain to himself.
John was a wagie, I understand why he would kill himself
wagie by polonino June 12, 2019
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The Wailene sung of heartache in a nasal twang!
Wailene by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

clean it up wagie

Clean it up wagie is a phrase, used by people/robots who spill oil on Walmart floors to make part time employee job's a hell.
"Oil spill detected at aisle 5, clean it up wagie."
clean it up wagie by ygtsglck June 27, 2023

willy waggledagger 

another word for william shakespeare. william=willy shake=waggle speare=dagger. another one like this is bill rattlesword.
"u read macbeth? its by that willy waggledagger"

jizz-wailer 

Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.
(1) "Man that Jizz-Wailer can really shred".

(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".
jizz-wailer by starwarsgeek March 10, 2010

breast waggle

The side-to-side pivot of the upper body with arms at side or behind, such that the breasts pivot in plain view. Typically done as a "notice me" action.
As the saleswoman endeavored to demonstrate the features of the electric bicycle she first leaned low with her drop neck top revealing her well shaped cleavage. In lieu of response from the customer, she stood back, arms behind her back and unconsciously breast waggled to get his attention.
breast waggle by LovULongTime November 30, 2009
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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