shakespeare

William Shakespeare was a brilliant playwright who's works are the cause of constant bitching from people either too stupid to understand them, or too lazy to bother to try.

His most famous works being: Hamlet, Macbeth, and Othello. Which deal with (respectively): A depressed goth kid, Assassinating leaders, and interracial sex...if this isn't relevant to modern times I don't know what is.
OoooMGGGGGGG Shakespeare was the reason I H8ed english class!!!!!!11111111111111111
by You Like Yellow June 08, 2006
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v. \ˈshāk-ˌspir\ To invent, or otherwise put a new word into practice.
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It is against catholic church rules to do a shakespeare.
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1. rather good but slightly overrated playwright
2. largely considered one of the most horrendous forms of torture ever imposed on countless school children.
"shows over shakespeare" ---Homer Simpson
by sylvie December 22, 2004
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(n.) 1. an intellectual, deeper than the user of the word.
2. an actor, esp. one who does shakespearean plays.
3. a writer or a poet, esp. a particularly eloquent one
4. someone who uses large words (obfiscates) or speaks in an old-fasioned manner.
from William Shakespeare, a playwrite and poet who is regarded as the best the english language ever had or ever will have.
1. that reverend is a true shakespeare.
2. hey, shakespeare! you got the part of macbeth, or lady mecbeth?
3. he's no shakespeare, but his letters make me feel better.
4. take a look at shakespeare over here! hes all "art thou" and "shouldst" and "manipulative copulation" like, yo!
by annon. January 22, 2004
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the man who i worship next to jesus he was the best thing that happend to english..
i kristen ,am the shakepeare queen and i say fuck u to all u shakespeare haters and that he will kill u wen ur asleep U ROCK WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!!!
by shakespearequeen July 15, 2006
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A nickname basketball players get with sick handles.
My friends call me Shakespeare due to my skills to shake people off me when playing basketball.
by Nate194444 April 09, 2006
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