wagie
Someone who hates their job, but works to live a miserable life. Eventually, the wagie discovers his life is pointless and he is only causing pain to himself.
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Wagie Ragie
It's when wage cucks save up all their bi-weekly dollayrdoos to have a "night out on the town" with the other wage slaves that party alongside them until late, wishing they had the life of a person that can do chow (cocaine) on a Tuesday with strippers and not have to be up early for that 8am business call with boss in Shanghai.
Wagie 1: whats on the menu tonight boys?
Wagie 2: you know we always go-to bleecker St when we get our bi-weekly allowance.
Wagie 3: ya man, I love playing darts there and the guys are always hot!
Wagie 1: then let's go halfzies on a bottle at the club and get girls to drink from it!
Wagie 2: now THATS a Wagie ragie I've ever heard it.
Wagie 2: you know we always go-to bleecker St when we get our bi-weekly allowance.
Wagie 3: ya man, I love playing darts there and the guys are always hot!
Wagie 1: then let's go halfzies on a bottle at the club and get girls to drink from it!
Wagie 2: now THATS a Wagie ragie I've ever heard it.
Wagie Ragie by 6 bohrillion February 8, 2019
Crypto Wagie Extremist
Anyone who spends more than 50% of every wagie paycheck on cryptocurrency with the intent of become a crypto millionaire as a result of investing.
He's a crypto wagie extremist because he refuses to spend his money on anything that isn't crypto - he won't come to the bar with us.
The guy only likes turning money into more money which is why hes a crypto wagie extremist now.
They are a CWE so they're only working here with us so they can buy more crypto.
The guy only likes turning money into more money which is why hes a crypto wagie extremist now.
They are a CWE so they're only working here with us so they can buy more crypto.
Crypto Wagie Extremist by jwinter January 7, 2024
wanie
a smart girl , beautiful and talented girl
not afraid to say the most cruel truth
she's stubborn but knows how to make everyone laugh.
not afraid to say the most cruel truth
she's stubborn but knows how to make everyone laugh.
#wanie #$$ ##urbanlegend
wanie by jane56819g December 28, 2016
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