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Somebody Who Sits On Their Ass All Day And Doesn't Have A Job Or Any Money
Finlay and Leo are such wagiesl.
Wagie by Sha-it-ah March 13, 2023

Wagie Ragie 

It's when wage cucks save up all their bi-weekly dollayrdoos to have a "night out on the town" with the other wage slaves that party alongside them until late, wishing they had the life of a person that can do chow (cocaine) on a Tuesday with strippers and not have to be up early for that 8am business call with boss in Shanghai.
Wagie 1: whats on the menu tonight boys?
Wagie 2: you know we always go-to bleecker St when we get our bi-weekly allowance.
Wagie 3: ya man, I love playing darts there and the guys are always hot!
Wagie 1: then let's go halfzies on a bottle at the club and get girls to drink from it!
Wagie 2: now THATS a Wagie ragie I've ever heard it.
Wagie Ragie by 6 bohrillion February 8, 2019

clean it up wagie

Clean it up wagie is a phrase, used by people/robots who spill oil on Walmart floors to make part time employee job's a hell.
"Oil spill detected at aisle 5, clean it up wagie."
clean it up wagie by ygtsglck June 27, 2023

Crypto Wagie Extremist 

Anyone who spends more than 50% of every wagie paycheck on cryptocurrency with the intent of become a crypto millionaire as a result of investing.
He's a crypto wagie extremist because he refuses to spend his money on anything that isn't crypto - he won't come to the bar with us.

The guy only likes turning money into more money which is why hes a crypto wagie extremist now.
They are a CWE so they're only working here with us so they can buy more crypto.
Crypto Wagie Extremist by jwinter January 7, 2024

wage cage 

The establishment where a person is forced to attend during working hours.
See you later honey, I'm off to the fucken wage cage to earn us some bread.
wage cage by Zonal K June 24, 2018
a smart girl , beautiful and talented girl

not afraid to say the most cruel truth
she's stubborn but knows how to make everyone laugh.
#wanie #$$ ##urbanlegend
wanie by jane56819g December 28, 2016