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Jacksturbate 

The practice of the perfect masturbation sensation a.k.a. jacking off. Combined give off the ultimate orgasm that has the power to make your lower half explode!! >:-D
Non jacksturbater: Dude!!! When did you get a wheelchair??
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...
Jacksturbate by JoeManX June 2, 2009
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jamasturbate 

When two musicians are supposed to get together to jam, but only one shows up. He/she has to play with him/herself, so to speak.
If you make me jamasturbate again, you're out of the band.
jamasturbate by jammino September 30, 2008

Jawsturbate

1. To masturbate while in water to someone who is also in the water.

2. To surprise masturbate someone while in water.
1. "Yo dude Charmina looks so freaking hot swimming in her bathing suit. I'm gonna go to the far end of the pool and JAWSTURBATE to her. Brb."

2. "Charmina saw me rubbing one out to her under the water and came over and started making out with me so I JAWSTURBATED her."

"You're lying"

"Yep."

Jackturbating 

The Act of Jacking off while saying you're masturbating while mistaking it for fapturbating, which means you are jackturbating.
Simon was Jackturbating to Haylee Williams voice in Airplanes 1 & 2.

Dude I just jackturbated all over the Palringo Chat.

I don't masturbate.....I jackturbate!!!!
Jackturbating by AproSamurai June 21, 2010

Wacksturbate 

I've been wacksturbating like a fucking amish boy!
Wacksturbate by Nord March 23, 2004

Jacksterbation 

The combined process of jacking off and masterbating.
"The only way I could think to celebrate the end of the work week was with an intense jacksterbation"

jacksterbate

the form of male masturbation; jacking off/wanking off
my guy friends gell me of their jacksterbate adventures
jacksterbate by gabbyxlover August 4, 2007
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