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Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss
The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis
Vaginis by GUAMILY February 16, 2009
Related Words
vagina wedgie caused by excessive thong pulling.
melissa hated ashley for stealing her boyfriend, so ashley pulled melissa's thong to give her a vaginie.
vaginie by J-Wack December 1, 2011
A sick twisted cross of both reproductive organs probaly due to either...
1, A growth spert
2, A hormonal reaction
3, Nuclear waste mixed the two
Holy Shit...That dude has a Vaginis
Vaginis by hypedupmonkey January 10, 2005
A man that has all the anatomical parts but no "balls, cojones," to back it up!
Dude, you are such a vaginis for not going on that roller coaster.

You won't jump out of that plane? You're a complete vaginis.
Vaginis by SmileyD October 30, 2008
(Noun) a pussy juice cocktail
Dude! I was so drunk last night, I think I drank one to many vaginis.
Vagini by Superhottytom April 13, 2009
Dude, look at all the vagini here.
Vagini by 10.21.93=] April 10, 2009
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