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A "tory" is a piece of shit asshole who smells like dirty feet, hotdog water, and dried up dirty old socks. If you ever cross one, run...run for your life!
"Hey, was that smell?"
"Oh...just tory"
Tory by Dathoe225 March 26, 2020
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(noun) Chiefly British. Term for individual with conservative ideals and/or membership of the Conservative political party. Typically a member of the privileged élite, typified in Parliament by old-Etonians groomed for Oxbridge and further successes in their well-fed, cosseted, self-indulgent lives. Tories (plural) tend to go through life blissfully unaware of the realities most people face. Underneath all the rhetoric policies are aimed at further creation of wealth amongst the affluent and disdain for classes considered 'below' themselves.
David Cameron was the iconic Tory.
Tory by JamesCT May 6, 2006
The word used to describe a member or supporter of the Conservative Party. Along the same line as toff as it really is used as a derogatory way to insult rich or stuck-up people who care for nothing other themselves and their tendencies to shoot wild animals
'Hello, who are you?'
'My name is Jeffrey and I am a Tory'
'A what?'
'A tory, a member of the conserv..'
'Shut the fuck up Jeffrey!'
Tory by Charlie & Amy January 28, 2006
person 1: dude did u see what that dude did? he made us leave the European Union!
person 2: damn what an idiot! what was his name?
person 1: Boris Johnson, that Tory.
person 2: ooooh yeah BoJo yeah figures what an idiot.
‘hey have you heard of james marriott?’
‘yeah the massive tory who does youtube’
tory by big alpha male September 22, 2020