Vagitamins

n. pl. va·gi·ta·mins (-n)

1) A substance/drug or nutrient that can cause, influence or otherwise induce stereotypical female behavior.

2) Any drug or medication taken purposefully to either prevent negative side-effects of the female menstrual cycle, or to act as a contraceptive.

The doctors prognosis was that eating too many salads, tofu, and lowfat yogurt can cause an unhealthy imbalance of vagitamins.

There are two solutions to your bitch girlfriend. Make sure she takes her monthly vagitamins (midol, tylenol), and shaking her really hard.

by Jared Keller June 24, 2004

vagitamin

1. Daily supplement to a pansy-ass man's diet.
2. What makes dudes bitches.

You need to lay off the vagitamins and grow a pair, Peter.

by Alkire January 09, 2009

Vagitamins

Another word for prenatal vitamins.

My wife takes her vagitamins once daily.

by bluzebrother11 May 30, 2014

Vagitamins

Another word for prenatal vitamins.

My wife takes her vagitamins once daily.

by bluzebrother11 May 30, 2014