Vagitosis

halitosis of the vagina

Her vagitosis was so bad, she had to douche with mentos.

by JonTheRipper October 05, 2009

Vagitosis

When someone is such a pussy that they wreak of it.

When Ricky was dared to press a ham at the Hawaiian Tropic's girls tour bus and declined, I knew he had vagitosis.

by shellhunter June 12, 2011

Vagitosis

A vaginal condition emphasizing an unusually fetid, malodorous, and heavily offensive smell.

We could smell Katie's kootch before she turned the corner. She has a ripe case of vagitosis strong enough to knock out a linebacker.

by Gapingredgroovie January 08, 2009

Vagitosis

A rare desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to minor cuts, bruises, or rashes.

If a kid sits out of football because of a cut on his elbow, one might say: someone call an ambulance, his vagitosis is acting up


or


he is clearly infected with vagitosis

by Airjordan11 March 01, 2005

vagitosis

Rare Desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to cuts, bruises, or rashes.

Wow, that kid has a cut on his elbowand he is sitting out of football. His VAGITOSIS is acting up, somone call an ambulance.


Wow he is clearly infected with vagitosis

by Airjordan11 March 01, 2005

vagitosis

One who's breath cronically smells like canned fish. Often from munching on some nasty stank.

Yo Jim, you need to get listerine and stop eating katie's stanky pussy. It's giving you vagitosis.

by qgrco9jhg July 11, 2008

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. April 11, 2006