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Vagionista 

A woman who lets her vagina speak for her. Can be spotted easily in a crowd, usually doing everything BIGGER like dancing or drinking with her girlfriends.

A woman who prides herself on independence and.....her vagina. She makes it a point to bring it up in conversation. Even at family reunions.

A sparkly vagina.
"I wanted to get that girl's digits...but she looks like a vagionista."

"I wanted to invite (insert your bitchy girlfriend's name here) to go out with us....but she is such a vagionista."
Vagionista by MFLUDER June 4, 2012
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vaxinista 

A person who gets the vaccine and and flaunts it will high end shopping, trips, and parties
Once Lisa got the vax she turned into such a vaxinista
vaxinista by M. Wolly March 23, 2021

vaginist 

To be a follower of the vagina, or to be a believer in vaginal spirituality.
Wow, he loves vagina so much... I'd consider him a vaganist.
vaginist by degenerate March 4, 2004

Vaginismal 

\va-gin-is-mul\

adj: The resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. Akin to whipped or pussy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation.
Jeff didn't go out to celebrate his friend's birthday because Denise showed up. All the men agreed, this was a most vaginismal outcome.
Vaginismal by Trevor Fink January 16, 2009

Vaginista 

Some one having exceptional knowledge of, fondness for and ability with vaginas.
He wasn't just a vagenius. He proved his ability over and over. He was a vaginista
Vaginista by The Vaginista January 5, 2010

Vaginista 

A man that pretends that he will only have sex with a woman who's vagina is "just so," when in reality, he probably hasn't had sex in years if ever.
Brad: "ugh... too much hair is SICK! I don't want to fuck a dirty, tick infested rat's nest!!"

Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."

Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"

Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."

Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"

Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."

Brad: "What?"
Vaginista by cowboythecat April 25, 2009

Vaginist 

1) a woman very skilled in the art of love-making
2) a loose woman
3) a skank
"Look at those two girls over there! They look like vaginists."
Vaginist by The Crox Rocket June 10, 2009