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A slang word for a upper-class girl's vagina.
Me - "She looks nice, shall I ask for her number?"

BFF - "No, you haven't got any chance at getting in that vagiano"

Me - "F"
Vagiano by SenseiTJ2 December 13, 2017
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vaginologist 

Person who has devoted at least 10,000 hours to the study of the human vagina.

The word was coined by Paul Martin of Salt Lake City , Utah after 47 years of extensive study and research and he remains the only certified vaginologist in the world.
Persons with extensive knowledge of the vagina may become a vaginologist by being certified by the originator Paul Martin of Salt Lake City, Utah.
vaginologist by Martinizing2 February 13, 2013
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vaginormous 

n. Vast and cavernous, while warm and moist.
This huge tropical cave is vaginormous!
vaginormous by Whom December 8, 2004

vaginormous 

Extremely large, like an extremely large vagina.
Yes, we're actually in Methuen right now. Methuen's vaginormous.
vaginormous by hanswaterfaberge June 11, 2010

Vaginocity 

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.
1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?
Vaginocity by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006
someone who only eats vagina. like a vegetarian doesn't eat meat or a vegan doesn't eat anything that is the product of an animal, a vagian doesn't eat anything that isn't fanny.
(at a restaurant)
waiter: what can i get you ma'am?
vagian: do you have a vagian menu?
waiter: of course. (hands menu)
vagian: umm, i'll have the whole roasted-vagina with the side plate of minge. thanks.
vagian by _BBYCKZ July 5, 2009

vaginophrenia 

An unexplainable and inconsistent state of mind that comes from having a vagina. ALWAYS eventually results in senseless or irrational behavior by a woman.

The most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.
"I thought she was the first girl I could actually understand, she seemed cool."
"You underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend."
vaginophrenia by Cullen/ RW September 28, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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