vagcano

The result of pouring baking soda into a vagina. Similar to a vinegar and baking soda volcano.

After he poured baking soda in her slit, it erupted into a magnificent vagcano.

by ngrgukchnk January 20, 2011

vagcano

(pronounced vaj-CANE-o) A vagina that is torn from being pushed too hard on during childbirth. Also usually caused when the baby shoots out too fast. Resembles a volcano erupting.

Doctor: "Keep pushing! Just a little more."
Woman: (screaming, pushing).
Man: "Look at that vagcano!"

Woman: "She was such a fat baby that when I gave birth to her, she gave me a vagcano!"

by Josh Mould(en) April 12, 2008

The Vagcannon *Deluxe*

While in the jackhammer position, proceed to remove ones penis, (you will want to take a step back) Insert 3 to 5 Mentos into the vagina, and quickly shove a one liter bottle of Diet Coke into the vagina as well. Squeeze the contents with much force expelling as much diet coke as possible. The chemical reaction will result in a Vagnannon *Deluxe*

That redhead chick I brought home from the bar ruined my good drapes when i got her with the Vagcannon *Deluxe*.

by sapsquad7 January 10, 2011

vacano

Used in Columbia and parts of Venezuela

vacano means in Colombia : cool, great, fantastic, super, fantastically

by Andreas Saxer October 22, 2006

Sand-a-Vaganosis

The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!

Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.

Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?

Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!

by A Dog November 16, 2007

golden valcano

first you have to stretch out your girlfriend's back door with your cock or a mag flash light will do. Then take a stick of butter, your choice on brand, and shove it in her ass whole. While waiting for the butter to melt, vigurously pound her pussy to help the butter melt. Once melted, slam your cock as hard as you can back into her ass and watch the erruption in awe.

I had the best golden valcano last night from a guy I met at the bar!

by stiches r for bitches February 6, 2010

Vagano

Mono of the Vaginal area, often symptoms include white crust and a terrible stench.

"Sabs has Vagano!"

"Did you hear? Reid got Vagano crust on his fingers!"

by For fuck sake just give me a n November 21, 2018