vagian 

someone who only eats vagina. like a vegetarian doesn't eat meat or a vegan doesn't eat anything that is the product of an animal, a vagian doesn't eat anything that isn't fanny.

(at a restaurant)
waiter: what can i get you ma'am?
vagian: do you have a vagian menu?
waiter: of course. (hands menu)
vagian: umm, i'll have the whole roasted-vagina with the side plate of minge. thanks.

vagian by _BBYCKZ July 5, 2009

Vagian 

(12:01:08 PM): INSTEAD OF VEGETARIAN.. EATER OF NON MEAT. BE A VAGIAN.. EATER OF ONLY PUSSY

exactly.

Hey, Im a vagian. I eat vagina.

Vagian by WTFJENNWTF April 12, 2009

Vagina Handshake 

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.

Vagina Handshake by Chas501 December 31, 2016

theft by vagina 

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.

Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.

theft by vagina by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022

vaginablaster 

When you stick the male reproduction organ very fast into the Vagina/women reproduction organ. That the organs in the women specimen explode in motion

She is walking strange she must have been vaginablaster

vaginablaster by MLG quickscoper May 3, 2015

Vaginacinity 

The anatomical area outside of the vagina, including the external genitalia and bilateral vagpits. More simply, the vaginal vacinity.

Example 1:
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vagpit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"

Example 2:
"He literally licked every inch of my vaginacinity. It was amazing."

Vaginacinity by vagvagcity August 29, 2016

Vagina Douch 

A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.

Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?

Vagina Douch by Chas501 August 21, 2008