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Vagestival 

A large gathering primarily consisting of people with vagina's. A festival, if you will, of ladies.

The opposite of a sausage fest. A vagina festival, or a Vagestival.
"Dang we really need some sausage up here, this party is turning into a giant vagestival."
Vagestival by Marcel_the_Shell January 9, 2013
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vagesticle 

A vagina with a testicle
I just found out Suzie has a fucking vagesticle when i tried to hit that i thought i had three nuts...
vagesticle by Durndell November 6, 2007
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vagesticles 

A pair, or singe testicle(s) hanging from somewhere in a womens vagina.
Ms.Coles had vagesticles implanted last week.
vagesticles by Colin W. July 21, 2007

vagesticals 

one who has saggy balls hanging out of there vagina
omfg sarahs balls droped now she has some vagesticals
vagesticals by picklesmoocher March 12, 2008

vagesticles 

n. the combination of testicles and a vagina, possessed usually by a hemaphrodite, the international symbol for which is a V formed by the index and middle finger of the left hand, devided by the index finger of the right hand.
that shemale has huge vagesticles
vagesticles by SuperCameron March 28, 2003

Vagesticles 

When a man is acting like a pussy.
dude 1: bro why are you acting like such a bitch?
Dude 2: she broke my heart, man!
Dude1: well suck it up and out your vagesticles away already!
Vagesticles by Casey19 April 30, 2015

Vagesticles 

Meat curtains so gigantic they are easily confused for balls
Look at the size of that camel toe, she's definitely smuggling vagesticles down there.
Vagesticles by Harguido February 27, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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