Ulurection 

An Australian person with a rock hard erection

"Mozza got an Ulurection at the pub last night in Sydney"

Ulurection by Nik2 December 26, 2016

überection 

1. A masssive boner. An "uber erection."
2. An erection to an "uber" event, especially in a game. Usually does not comply with the sexual orientation of the person exclaiming such a term.
3. An erection to a german girl.

1. Dude. When Nicole took off her clothes I had an überection.
2. Dude. When rambo got a nade headshot in counterstrike, I had an überection.
3. Dude. When Brunhilde derobed, mein penis had an überection.

überection by Chris Deniau April 1, 2007

unrection 

The result of seeing something that is the complete opposite of sexy.

A fatty walks up in low cut shirt with a wonderbra holding up her huge fat cans. "Dude, that's nasty, she's giving me an unrection."

unrection by Arrogant Bastard February 26, 2008

unirection

someone who is just a major pain in the hoo-hah

Man, that Teller is a total unirection

unirection by Bob da Builder October 5, 2005

unirection

A prolonged erection spanning multiple hours

Used as an insult: "You're just a unirection to me."

"My unirection hurt so much at the end, man."

unirection by Nate Camus September 29, 2005

Urection 

A morning phenomenon most commonly resulting in painful or delayed urination due to a persistent low blood pressure of the male genitalia. aka "pee boner"

Wife: "Honey, why are you taking so much time in the bathroom?"
Husband: "I'm trying to hurry, but i have a urection."

Urection by Hermann Menderchuck February 20, 2009

Slurection 

A sloth's erection. Or a mystical anomaly of nature whose beauty mystifies the animal kingdom.

Hey, check out that aardvark!
That's nothing compared to a slurection.

Slurection by Twiggi March 9, 2005