Slurection 

A sloth's erection. Or a mystical anomaly of nature whose beauty mystifies the animal kingdom.

Hey, check out that aardvark!
That's nothing compared to a slurection.

Slurection by Twiggi March 9, 2005

sherection

When a woman is sexually aroused.

"Wentworth Miller is so hot! His chiseled features are giving me a sherection!"

sherection by chastraps October 29, 2007

soulrection 

when the soulection music is so good you can't help but get a boner, or in a girl's case: wet panties

Ling-ling: ''OMG these tunes are so juicy, I think I just got wet. ''
Momo: ''Damn I know, I'm having a soulrection.''

soulrection by liezebae August 11, 2015

searection 

When you are on a boat and the motion of the ocean gives you an erection.

Captain Mike thought I got a boner when he took his shirt off, but really I just had a searection.

searection by Clewis March 19, 2014

Skirection 

A condition in which symptoms become present when a male's desire for skiing become physically overwhelming.

When the skiier reached full skirection he carved his way onto fresh virgin powder.

-Dude did you see Bode Miller's new vid?
-Ya man, that shit gave me an enormous skirection

Skirection by Claf603 October 22, 2011

Ulurection 

An Australian person with a rock hard erection

"Mozza got an Ulurection at the pub last night in Sydney"

Ulurection by Nik2 December 26, 2016

smirection

An erection caused by the smile of a beautiful woman.

When she laughed at my witty joke I got the biggest smirection.

smirection by toosweetnoname79 October 20, 2011