the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary...the real one
A burrowing mammal (Orycteropus afer) of southern Africa, having a stocky, hairy body, large ears, a long tubular snout, and powerful digging claws.
by REnergy December 14, 2004
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Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.
He is an aardvark.
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girls can't tell i have an aardvark when my dick is hard
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(animal) the first damn word in the dictionary...not that i read the dictionary...
aardvarks are super ugly
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Why the hey does aardvark have two 'a's in it anyway???
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a medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement
If I ever meet an aardvark I'm going to step on its nasal implement so that it couldn't suck up an insect if its life depended on it
by Prof. Ainsley McIntyre November 7, 2005
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