aardvark

the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary...the real one

aard·vark (ärdvärk)
n.
A burrowing mammal (Orycteropus afer) of southern Africa, having a stocky, hairy body, large ears, a long tubular snout, and powerful digging claws.

by REnergy December 13, 2004

aardvark

an uncircumcised penis

Jimmy's aardvark scared Lisa after he undressed.

by bobby'sworld March 18, 2011

aardvark

Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.

He is an aardvark.

by ned3 January 11, 2009

aardvark

an uncircumcised penis

girls can't tell i have an aardvark when my dick is hard

by pacaderm January 14, 2011

aardvark

(animal) the first damn word in the dictionary...not that i read the dictionary...

aardvarks are super ugly

by FuckAnarchy907 June 29, 2006

aardvark

The first REAL word on Urban Dictionary!

Why the hey does aardvark have two 'a's in it anyway???

by anna_banana897 June 10, 2005

aardvark

a medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement

If I ever meet an aardvark I'm going to step on its nasal implement so that it couldn't suck up an insect if its life depended on it

by Prof. Ainsley McIntyre December 28, 2005