the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary...the real one
aard·varkrdvärk)
n.
A burrowing mammal (Orycteropus afer) of southern Africa, having a stocky, hairy body, large ears, a long tubular snout, and powerful digging claws.
by REnergy December 13, 2004
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Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.
He is an aardvark.
by ned3 January 11, 2009
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girls can't tell i have an aardvark when my dick is hard
by pacaderm January 13, 2011
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(animal) the first damn word in the dictionary...not that i read the dictionary...
aardvarks are super ugly
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A girl with such a long nose that when she deep throats you her nose is pushed aside in your pubes like an aardvark forging for ants.
Holy shit, look at that nose, what an aardvark!
by Brian H November 06, 2004
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