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The silent half of the Penn & Teller duo.

He was born Raymond Joseph Teller and legally changed his name to just "Teller". He is a mute magician who has worked with Penn Jillette for most of his life. He's been in shows such as "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" and "Penn & Teller Tell a Lie." Teller performs six days a week at the Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
Hi I'm Penn and this is my partner Teller. In tonight's episode of Bullshit...
by Aeronautica January 09, 2013
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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someone who is like a messenger or just doesn't keep there mouth shut and gets rejected alot
Yo, dude ur such a teller can you ever be quiet
by Pureheart620 August 26, 2020
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Someone who is in trouble with the law (usually for drugs) so to get out of trouble he/she tells on somebody else.
"Dude, I can't believe you got busted!"
"Yeah, turns out my friend Matt is a teller!"
by carin_is_sharin September 28, 2007
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teller is the name of someone who is usually short. he can always make you happy and let out a smile. he’ll make you feel like you have a friend, because you do! he’s your best friend. teller is the type of person who is caring and fun, and someone you should never let out of your life if you get the chance to have one.
person 1: β€œshould i be friends with teller?”

person 2: β€œhell yes. is that even a question?”
by xmyax November 10, 2019
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