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The silent half of the Penn & Teller duo.

He was born Raymond Joseph Teller and legally changed his name to just "Teller". He is a mute magician who has worked with Penn Jillette for most of his life. He's been in shows such as "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" and "Penn & Teller Tell a Lie." Teller performs six days a week at the Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
Hi I'm Penn and this is my partner Teller. In tonight's episode of Bullshit...
Teller by Aeronautica January 9, 2013
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someone who is like a messenger or just doesn't keep there mouth shut and gets rejected alot
Yo, dude ur such a teller can you ever be quiet
teller by Pureheart620 August 26, 2020
Someone who is in trouble with the law (usually for drugs) so to get out of trouble he/she tells on somebody else.
"Dude, I can't believe you got busted!"
"Yeah, turns out my friend Matt is a teller!"
teller by carin_is_sharin October 12, 2007
teller is the name of someone who is usually short. he can always make you happy and let out a smile. he’ll make you feel like you have a friend, because you do! he’s your best friend. teller is the type of person who is caring and fun, and someone you should never let out of your life if you get the chance to have one.
person 1: “should i be friends with teller?”

person 2: “hell yes. is that even a question?”
teller by xmyax November 10, 2019

teller smeller 

To expel gas into the carrier at a bank's drive-through teller station, sending the noxious odor into the bank with your transaction.
Send a teller smeller with that deposit you're making!!
teller smeller by Daddysxj September 29, 2010

Teller-About 

A word used to describe someone who lets out a secret or promise, breaking the persons trust during the process.

(this word was used against my brother from my 8 year old sister, when my brother snooped in her diary and let out one of her secrets during dinner).
Alessio: "Sometimes I pretend to sleep on the couch..."
Sienna: Why'd you read it? You're such a teller-about!
Alessio: *laughs*
Teller-About by sherloidbeckyg October 12, 2017

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted 

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"
Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted
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