A morning phenomenon most commonly resulting in painful or delayed urination due to a persistent low blood pressure of the male genitalia. aka "pee boner"
Wife: "Honey, why are you taking so much time in the bathroom?"
Husband: "I'm trying to hurry, but i have a urection."
Husband: "I'm trying to hurry, but i have a urection."
by Hermann Menderchuck February 20, 2009