Urection

A morning phenomenon most commonly resulting in painful or delayed urination due to a persistent low blood pressure of the male genitalia. aka "pee boner"

Wife: "Honey, why are you taking so much time in the bathroom?"
Husband: "I'm trying to hurry, but i have a urection."

by Hermann Menderchuck February 20, 2009

unrection

The result of seeing something that is the complete opposite of sexy.

A fatty walks up in low cut shirt with a wonderbra holding up her huge fat cans. "Dude, that's nasty, she's giving me an unrection."

by Arrogant Bastard February 26, 2008

Urictionary

The Urban Dictionary shortened

I'm going to check the Urictionary

by pseudumnim June 17, 2018