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I Was Tworkin This Bitch
Tworkin by DMoney December 4, 2003
Words you can keep
Humiliating yourself in a game by publicly harassing everyone with no gain for the sake of just harassing.

You get nothing out of it and your only intention is to prevent everyone else from having a good time.

Your utopia is to finally drive everyone off the game and you become the only player along with others who, like you, thrive on torkin others.

Your actions include all of, but are not limited to:

- Break the rules and lie or pay your way out of guilt

- Dwindle the game's population with your toxiciy
- Publicly lie to misdirect the subject from actual facts and try to shift the blame to others
- Spamkill level 1 newbies

- Gank level 15 newbies with your 7 equally minded torkins
- You believe to be God
Hey, that guy just did a torkin!

Don't be such a torkin!
Torkin by Quintin. April 7, 2021
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It sounds retarded, but you gotta give it a chance :D

It's fucking AWESOME.
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Workin and twerkin 

When you are doing work, whether it be for school or for a job, and simultaneously watching/listening to porn on your second monitor (but not jerking off).
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When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.
Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

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Whoa, that female is twerkin' her heart out!

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