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When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.
Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.
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by Therapistcombover November 21, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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