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I'm tworking all day long.
I twork 5 days a week.
Tworking by Sparky1492 November 29, 2016
Words you can keep
Rubbing one's buttocks against keyboard in order to produce code
Damn be this Monday! Have to be tworking again.
Tworking by comaunite August 19, 2014
Exploiting yourself (as opposed to your sexuality) by working (as opposed to dancing in a weird way).
"Bye, I´m off tworking all day!"
tworking by Bee Beard October 29, 2013
When you are paid to, or seem to be paid to, do nothing but make tweets (or other social media posts) rather than doing actual work.
"We might get those financial reports done if Mary would stop tworking like Trump at her desk all day and do her actual job."
Tworking by Jaq Lemur June 2, 2018

Tworking out

A combination of twerking and working out. Giving you ass a really good workout, ready to be fit to twerk.
Tworking out at the gym today.
Tworking out by Miss mane November 2, 2014

twerking chicken 

Number 15, twerking chicken, the twerking trys to give to give u a boner until your balls bust. here he is doing the fuckle nuckle. The fuckle nuckle is his ultimate move. Right here hes doing the foblin gogalon, the foblin gogalon will also make your boner fall off. But not only that, he also does this move to make you just fuck him. I say if I see that damn thing in my kitchen, id fuck it till it wasnt... just a fucking white thing.
twerking chicken by Xxdatboi2008xX September 8, 2021

Twerking Chicken 

On of the Specimen of the Number 15 Lore. If you see this volumptious thing in your dream it’s over.
„The twerking chicken tries to give you a boner until your balls bust
Twerking Chicken by DannZaround April 25, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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