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Twokking 

(v.) To show great approval of, stalk, swarm over an/or drool at.

2. To attempt to acquire something or make conversation about acquiring it
The chavs can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter.
Twokking by Saruhbear October 16, 2008
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Twokking 

The action of twerking and walking at the same time. Mainly done on the side walk of roads, an interpreter would put his or her head down between his legs and start walking and twerking, and the head would be down to see where he or she is going.
Jim: "I hope Miley Cyrus doesn't start twokking too."
John "Dear God no. We can only hope"
Twokking by Pootispenser June 8, 2014
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twokking 

Twerking while walking at the same time!
Did you see Deano twokking at McDonalds ....Hes such a chav!
twokking by shjordan April 24, 2014

twikking 

the act of actively updating your twitter account while under the influence of crystal meth
Whoa dude, Jay must be straight twikking. His tweets are so scattered and updated every 5 seconds.
twikking by UR Crotch April 22, 2009
I'm tworking all day long.
I twork 5 days a week.
Tworking by Sparky1492 November 29, 2016

twocking 

Stealing a car. Based on Taking Without Owners Consent.
'The 13 year old off some estate was caught twocking again'
twocking by tonelander May 12, 2003
Rubbing one's buttocks against keyboard in order to produce code
Damn be this Monday! Have to be tworking again.
Tworking by comaunite August 19, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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