Twatpop

A person so conseded they have their head so far up their own ass they dont see how much of a dick they are.

You dont need to act like a twatpop, it is not a good look on you.

Twatpop by Rideordiefambam December 19, 2021

twatcopter 

The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".

"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."

twatcopter by WordTournament May 4, 2009

Twatopotamus 

A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.

Hey, quit being a twatopotamus and whining about you non-existent love life you cow.

Twatopotamus by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010

Twat pop 

Code for when something goes wrong

I just saw my ex boyfriend with a prostitute-twat pop!

Twat pop by Caraericaandrea February 7, 2014

twatopotamus 

A clinically obese vagina where you can easily mistake folds of skin for labia.

Her twatopotamus needs to hop on a treadmill.

twatopotamus by Marc Frey January 25, 2004

twatopotamus 

a twat that can eat you alive run for you life

I went down on this chick and her twatopotamus tryed eating me

twatopotamus by pckr June 11, 2006

twatpocket

A variant of twat used as a insult against one who is being particularly annoying or prick-like.

Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!

twatpocket by 12916studios December 7, 2007