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Twatopotomus 

Jayden is a twatopotomus
Twatopotomus by unuballaki February 24, 2022

Twatopotamus 

A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.
Hey, quit being a twatopotamus and whining about you non-existent love life you cow.
Twatopotamus by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010

twatopotamus 

A clinically obese vagina where you can easily mistake folds of skin for labia.
Her twatopotamus needs to hop on a treadmill.
twatopotamus by Marc Frey January 25, 2004

twatopotamus 

a twat that can eat you alive run for you life
I went down on this chick and her twatopotamus tryed eating me
twatopotamus by pckr June 11, 2006

Twatapotamus 

A very large, loose twat
ex. That fat chick had a freakin twatapotamus!
Twatapotamus by LnkinPrk777 May 3, 2006

Twatopotamus 

Dont act like a twatopotamus.
Twatopotamus by Big johnny johnson February 22, 2018
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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