Twatpouch

the female version of a douchebag

that girl is such a twatpouch

by dirtymags May 13, 2011

Twatpouch

A Mexican looking dj that will makeout with anyone that's not his fiancé.

Sean: Cher sucks but the cover is insane.

Sean is a twatpouch

by Amilyjewphine November 7, 2016

Twatmouth

Someone whose words are just as useless as the sounds that emanate from a twat.

Someone who has a twat where their mouth should be

Dude, you're such a twatmouth. You frickin talk all day long.

by Charlieboy69 May 7, 2009

twatpocket

A variant of twat used as a insult against one who is being particularly annoying or prick-like.

Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!

by 12916studios December 7, 2007

tattouchebag

Tattouchebag: A person who needs to express themselves through tattoos of extremely poor quality and extremely high quantity, or just a douche with tattoos. You know who you are...

I like how that guy is covered from head to toe with demons, spiderwebs and unicorns that look like they were drawn in with crayon...what a tattouchebag!

I love when people let their friends give them tattoos...Look at that tattouchebag over there!

I guess that guy never plans on getting a job...what a tattouchebag!

That guy is such a douchebag and he is covered by tattoos. Voila! Tattouchebag!

by poon134113R November 29, 2010

tattouche

1. amalgam of tattoo and douche, i.e. a douchey tattoo. pronounced "ta-toosh"

2. when one wins an argument via unsolicited tattooing. pronounced "ta-tooshay" as in "touche!"

I tattooed my dick friend with a tattouche ("ta-toosh") last night. Tattouche! ("ta-tooshay")

by high o'clock June 13, 2011

tattouche bag

One who is a total asshole idiot and is covered with tattoos. They also possess many of the same qualities of a douche bag.

See douche bag for more information.

Alison: "Dude, that guy over there with the tattoos is super hot!"

Dani: "Ew, I know him. He's a complete tattouche bag."

by not very katie like October 8, 2008