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Twatpouch
Twatpouch by Amilyjewphine November 7, 2016
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Twatpouch • Twat Doucher • tattouche bag • tampouche • tatouche • tattouche • Twadouche • Twatmouth • Twatochist • twitdouche
Twatmouth
Someone whose words are just as useless as the sounds that emanate from a twat.
Someone who has a twat where their mouth should be
Someone who has a twat where their mouth should be
Twatmouth by Charlieboy69 May 7, 2009
twatpocket
Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!
twatpocket by 12916studios December 7, 2007
tattouchebag
Tattouchebag: A person who needs to express themselves through tattoos of extremely poor quality and extremely high quantity, or just a douche with tattoos. You know who you are...
I like how that guy is covered from head to toe with demons, spiderwebs and unicorns that look like they were drawn in with crayon...what a tattouchebag!
I love when people let their friends give them tattoos...Look at that tattouchebag over there!
I guess that guy never plans on getting a job...what a tattouchebag!
That guy is such a douchebag and he is covered by tattoos. Voila! Tattouchebag!
I love when people let their friends give them tattoos...Look at that tattouchebag over there!
I guess that guy never plans on getting a job...what a tattouchebag!
That guy is such a douchebag and he is covered by tattoos. Voila! Tattouchebag!
tattouchebag by poon134113R November 29, 2010
tattouche
1. amalgam of tattoo and douche, i.e. a douchey tattoo. pronounced "ta-toosh"
2. when one wins an argument via unsolicited tattooing. pronounced "ta-tooshay" as in "touche!"
2. when one wins an argument via unsolicited tattooing. pronounced "ta-tooshay" as in "touche!"
tattouche by high o'clock June 13, 2011
tattouche bag
One who is a total asshole idiot and is covered with tattoos. They also possess many of the same qualities of a douche bag.
See douche bag for more information.
See douche bag for more information.
Alison: "Dude, that guy over there with the tattoos is super hot!"
Dani: "Ew, I know him. He's a complete tattouche bag."
Dani: "Ew, I know him. He's a complete tattouche bag."
tattouche bag by not very katie like October 8, 2008
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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