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Twatopotamus 

A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.
Hey, quit being a twatopotamus and whining about you non-existent love life you cow.
Twatopotamus by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010
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twatopotamus 

A clinically obese vagina where you can easily mistake folds of skin for labia.
Her twatopotamus needs to hop on a treadmill.
twatopotamus by Marc Frey January 25, 2004

twatopotamus 

a twat that can eat you alive run for you life
I went down on this chick and her twatopotamus tryed eating me
twatopotamus by pckr June 11, 2006

Twatopotamus 

Dont act like a twatopotamus.
Twatopotamus by Big johnny johnson February 22, 2018

Twatopotamus 

A derogatory term for person who exhibit offensive, hateful, moronic or unbearably pretentious behavior to an exaggerated degree, that can be used on a man or a woman.

Derived from the derogatory American specific use of the word "twat" and the word "hippopotamus". The first word provides the implication of the unfavorable traits whereas the second just implies the extremeness of the individual's behavior as a metaphorical use of the animal's large size.

I will not state her name, but my own mother was the first person I ever heard use this term and she stated that the word was of her own creation. I claim that she is the originator of this term. I write this entry as shortly after she used the term on social media, Facebook memes appeared that made use of the term. Thus, this entry exists for all those that happen upon those memes who became curious for its definition and origin.
Shes being a twatopotamus!

Are we going to have a real conversation or are you going to keep being a twatopotamus?

Okay twatopotamus keep your hateful self away from me.
Twatopotamus by InfoBringer March 9, 2023

Twatopotamus 

A twatopatomus is an idiot that looks like a hippo.
Omg she’s so stupid! She even looks like a twatopotamus!
Twatopotamus by Twat__ December 24, 2019

Thotopotamus 

a very large thot similar to a hippopotamus but only human. Commonly found in central Illinois
Did you see that thotopotamus back there Maddie?
Thotopotamus by mr.lahey June 2, 2015
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