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twatopolis 

a large twat (see vagina), being in so massive a size due to being stretched that it is the size of a small metropolis.
Sydney's twatopolis looks like downtown Tokyo on Drift night
twatopolis by PeeterSkeeter December 24, 2007

Teutopolis 

A small town/village in central Illinois that:

-consists of mostly people with German heritage

-has one stop light

-has a public grade school that is sponsored by the town church

-has a better school and sport system than bordering Effingham

-"T-town" is almost considered an official town name

-School team name is "Wooden Shoes"

-I lived in for 5 years

-sucks if you're any religion besides Catholicism

-badly needs a football team

-is cliched as a place where incest runs rampant

People from T-town are usually called pair head by anyone who's not from T-town
Teutopolis is small
Teutopolis by 12345697565153 October 2, 2011

twattopolis 

"I'm headed to the local twattopolis for some girl on girl action."
twattopolis by BadKat September 30, 2008

Watopolis 

An abnormally large head with the focus of the mass in the uppermost regions.

Note: When people with watopolis heads are toddlers, the direction of their movement is largely dictated by the gravitational forces applied to the head, since it contains the majority of the mass of the body. It often attempts rebellion and moves independently of the thoughts and requests of the body, much to the toddlers dismay.
Notable Examples:

The Brain from Pinky and the Brain..

That guy that comes into the movies/play/any staged performance late and sits directly in front of you...

"Did you see Sarah and Jack's baby? He was cute but he had a watopolis head!"

"Shut the hell up! With that big ass watapolis head!"
Watopolis by OhGeeit'sBri January 2, 2009

Trayopolis 

Trayopolis is the combination of the words Tray and Polis. A tray is a flat, shallow container with a raised rim. Polis, originating from the Greek city of Pólis is usually referred to as a “city.” Put them together to make Trayopolis! A city of trays.
Beyoncé : wow, what is this place?

Jay Z : Trayopolis, duh

Beyoncé: I’ve never seen anything like it!
Trayopolis by shyxx3 September 11, 2020

twatcholism 

When you become physically sick after going down on a girl.
"Dude, last night I went down on Carly, and I think I got a serious case of twatcholism."
twatcholism by jeromius October 26, 2008
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