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Twatopher

A small, egotistical person of the male persuasion, named Christopher. Generally believes he is the best, simply amazing - the pinnacle of human perfection.

Except, he isn't.
"What's up with you dude?"
"Oh nothing, just my bro being his usual self"
"Ahh, he being a right Twatopher again?"
"Yup!"
by Fr1endGriefer January 15, 2012
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twatcopter

The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".
"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."
by WordTournament May 4, 2009
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Twatchers

is a person that waits for you to tweet something , then talks about what you tweet in they're next tweet (subtweet) ..
" DAMN ! I am too cute today . Wearin my cute heels & this tight dress :) "

" she know good & well she aint cute "
*the last person was a Twatchers*
by to RAW for you August 4, 2011
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twatcher

A twatcher is someone who just reads other peoples twitter feeds and doesn't contribute anything of their own to the conversation--a twitter voyeur. A twatcher may or may not have a twitter account of their own.
Sarah: Did you see that textsfromlastnight Kyle tweeted last night. Haha, two guys.
Becky: You're not on twitter, how did you see that?
Sarah: Umm, it's called an RSS feed.
Becky: Girl, you are such a twatcher!
Sarah: I don't like using at signs and you know that!
by topherjaynes February 25, 2010
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twatophile

A person considered as a bit of a general twat, but also likes younger girls, making him even more of a twat.
I can't believe that George likes that year nine. He's such a twatophile.
by youloveitsir July 6, 2010
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Twatcher

Someone that secretly watches a woman masturbate. A specialized pervert.
Karen, I drove by your house last night and there was a twatcher outside your window watching you destroy your genitals.
by Off Grid Dave September 8, 2019
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Twatmosphere

The mood or tone felt when a Tory enters the room.
- Boris Johnson entered the chamber, and immediately the twatmosphere was felt by all.
- Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss co-chaired the meeting, emitting a twatmosphere of cruelty and guile.
by Tall Dwarf Society September 4, 2022
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