"ow! dude, that hurt like a bitch!"

I've been jabbed

German lessons drag like a bitch.

This curry's moreish like a bitch.

I was farting like a bitch at school today.

My sphincter stings like a bitch after that powershit I had after the curry.

I've been sitting on my arse too long, it aches like a bitch.

Jeff Beck can play guitar like a bitch.

I'm sweating like a bitch.

My MP3 player's dead like a bitch.