Turzalation

To stimulate ones self with a dashel (thistle) root

He's been down the lower field performing turzalation on himself again

Turzalation by Dashel basher April 10, 2025

Turdlationship

1. Turd and Turdette came to the agreement that they are not boyfriend or girlfriend even though they have been with each other over a year together including traveled to another state alone and sleeping in the same bed.
2. Turdette offered herself as a birthday gift to Turd on his birthday and still clings to the idea and tells people that she has never had sexual intercourse.
3. Turdette is always being oppressed by Turd, Turdette obeys and complies with every command given by Turd.

Turdlationship:

If Turd is having sexual intercourse with another woman in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just dancing very close to one another.

If Turd is kissing multiple women during a drunken party in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just talking passionately about their relationship.

Turdlationship by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

Turdilation 

A condition of the anus. Turdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. Dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. In time, the bunghole will snap back shut. Post dump anal leakage may occur while dilated.

Harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn't shit in 8 days. He finally was able to cut a turd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered Turdilation after dropping it in the stool. He was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.

Turdilation by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

Turbulation 

The resistance generated when one does an incorrect open turn while swimming.

Do you see how much turbulation you are generating? If you do another incorrect open turn, I'm gonna shit a brick and throw it at your head!

Turbulation by Haydontoid January 18, 2012

turbulation 

The correct way to speak of a turbulent sensation such as and bumpy airplane ride.

The turbulation from the wind rocked the aircraft sideways.

turbulation by Gabbs2much18 January 8, 2009

Mass Turbanation 

The act of getting large groups of people to wear turbans. Not to be confused with masturbation.

Sam told everyone at school to wear Middle Eastern themed headware in an attempt at Mass Turbanation.

Mass Turbanation by NickFuckface January 2, 2012

Turdlationship

When you poop in a toilet and then, without flushing, your friend or loved one poops directly on top of it. The mingling if the two poops cements the relationship.

I've got a really solid thing going with Brad, it's a serious turdlationship.

Turdlationship by JayJay72 January 23, 2022