1. Turd and Turdette came to the agreement that they are not
boyfriend or
girlfriend even though they have been with each other over a year together including traveled to another state alone and sleeping in the same bed.
2. Turdette offered herself as a birthday gift to Turd on his birthday and still clings to the idea and tells
people that she has never had sexual intercourse.
3. Turdette is always being oppressed by Turd, Turdette obeys and complies with every command given by Turd.
Turdlationship:
If Turd is having sexual intercourse with another woman in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just
dancing very close to one another.
If Turd is kissing multiple women during a drunken
party in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just
talking passionately about their relationship.