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1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.
He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.
by razman March 21, 2004
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
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Defication from the anus of a person or creature.
After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.
by xaltien August 11, 2003
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A piece a furnature that will beat the shit out of your face
Snuggs threw the stool and he is now referred to as scarface.
by StoolHater38 December 17, 2016
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A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.
Guy 1: That dude is a total stool!
Guy 2: Yeah he's a tool and a turd!
by whitehairedman December 11, 2009
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n. variant on the term "tool". typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool.

Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.

Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.
The architect I hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a Vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. What a stool.
by BNrk July 15, 2010
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shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.
two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"
by jason March 19, 2004
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