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1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.
He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.
by razman March 21, 2004
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Aug 9 Word of the Day
A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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A piece a furnature that will beat the shit out of your face
Snuggs threw the stool and he is now referred to as scarface.
by StoolHater38 December 17, 2016
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Defication from the anus of a person or creature.
After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.
by xaltien August 11, 2003
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n. variant on the term "tool". typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool.

Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.

Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.
The architect I hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a Vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. What a stool.
by BNrk July 15, 2010
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shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.
two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"
by jason March 19, 2004
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1) Something to sit apon that is lacking lower back support.

2) An item commonly used in bar fights.

3) Fecal Matter.
1) Please, sit on this nice, padded stool.

2) If you keep hitting on my wife, I'm gunna' break the legs off this stool and shove them up your A**!

3)Crap, Feces, Poo, waste.
by Brad Herrmann December 01, 2007
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