Turdilation 

A condition of the anus. Turdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. Dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. In time, the bunghole will snap back shut. Post dump anal leakage may occur while dilated.

Harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn't shit in 8 days. He finally was able to cut a turd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered Turdilation after dropping it in the stool. He was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.

Turdilation by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

turdpidation

A feeling of fear or agitation about the humongous dump you're about to take.

Steve set off for the shitter with a feeling of turdpidation, he knew this one was gonna hurt.

turdpidation by BHills_Butthead May 9, 2015

Turdlationship

1. Turd and Turdette came to the agreement that they are not boyfriend or girlfriend even though they have been with each other over a year together including traveled to another state alone and sleeping in the same bed.
2. Turdette offered herself as a birthday gift to Turd on his birthday and still clings to the idea and tells people that she has never had sexual intercourse.
3. Turdette is always being oppressed by Turd, Turdette obeys and complies with every command given by Turd.

Turdlationship:

If Turd is having sexual intercourse with another woman in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just dancing very close to one another.

If Turd is kissing multiple women during a drunken party in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just talking passionately about their relationship.

Turdlationship by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

Trujilations 22:3 

Gotta cheat on her A$AP cus it’s tellin yo girl that you get no bitches.

Yo my girl doesn’t even check my phone homie, nah dawg you gotta cheat on that hoe cause she knows you ain’t got side bitches. Trujilations 22:3

Trujilations 22:3 by IChickenWaffleI April 30, 2021

Turdmiration

To admire and envy the defecation of another person.

Eric and Steve went to the bathroom. Eric took a massive dump. Before flushing, Eric asked Steve take a look at his turd. Steve yelled, "I am overwhelmed with Turdmiration. Leave it in there Braaaaa for others to enjoy!"

Turdmiration by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Turbulation 

The resistance generated when one does an incorrect open turn while swimming.

Do you see how much turbulation you are generating? If you do another incorrect open turn, I'm gonna shit a brick and throw it at your head!

Turbulation by Haydontoid January 18, 2012

Turdation

When you sit on the toilet after having a poo to contemplate life and other such important things.

"Hey! Why dyu take song long up there?"
"Had a case of turdation"

Turdation by alemeister June 8, 2009