Turdos 

Noun. When Churos go wrong. Over fried giving them a distinctly shit-like complexion, and an undercooked inside. In short... Churos that look like turds.

Jason! Your turdos are ready! Sorry man.

Turdos by Nototerror December 12, 2018

Turdistan 

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

West Turdistan by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

turds to all 

'Turds of all' is a complimentary closing of a letter meant in a humorous way when sent to fellow fraternity brothers..

"Y'all be good; turds to all."

turds to all by Cranberry Bob February 22, 2020

Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

Dried Turds by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

Turbo Turds 

To take a fast shit.

Uh-oh. I have to shit but I have a show coming on in a minute! Better make turbo turds!

Turbo Turds by Userman July 9, 2011

Turdsworth 

Whereby one cannot finish one's meal and the amount left on the plate is comparable to the turd within the individual.

Sarah was out to brunch with her girlfriends but was yet to have a bowel motion for the day consequently she left a turdsworth of French toast on the plate.

Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"

Frank: "How did you know?"

Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."

Frank: "I love you".

Graham: "What?"

Frank: "Nothing".

Turdsworth by Shombray5000 January 18, 2015