turds
The English are a load of turds.
turds by clipperthief April 7, 2005
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a huge fat curly shit tht curls out of ur ass like a snake and lands on the ground( or loo) in a long spiral. dogs genearlay do huge turds in the street. watch your feet
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turds by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004
Turds
Turds is the plural version of a Turd. A Turd is usually a person who is in social senses looked down upon or despised. In basic terms, they aren't liked at all, usually by a lot of people/by the majority of people. Turds think they are cool, when actually they are not. They act like something they clearly aren't, and try so hard at it that in almost all cases, it bugs people, hence why they aren't liked by many. Turds will try acting cool with you in person, when really you don't like them at all, but you have to play cool too because you don't want any beef; to get in a fight with them; cause trouble, tensions, e.t.c.
Turds may try to act cool, like big shots, act super happy all the time but in a clearly fakish manner, act athletic when you know they're garbage and suck at what they try and do (a lot of Turds are Try-Hards and will try their best at something to give off the appearance that they are good when realy they aren't. For example like a game of basketball, just to compete with people who are actually good and aren't even trying). A Turd comes in very close proximity to the definition of a fake/a fake person/fakes/e.t.c. Turds can only be described in their own word to give off the exact description, but they are a combination of looser, lame, very hated, usually very ugly, try-hard, and fake.
Turds may try to act cool, like big shots, act super happy all the time but in a clearly fakish manner, act athletic when you know they're garbage and suck at what they try and do (a lot of Turds are Try-Hards and will try their best at something to give off the appearance that they are good when realy they aren't. For example like a game of basketball, just to compete with people who are actually good and aren't even trying). A Turd comes in very close proximity to the definition of a fake/a fake person/fakes/e.t.c. Turds can only be described in their own word to give off the exact description, but they are a combination of looser, lame, very hated, usually very ugly, try-hard, and fake.
Example 1:
Turd - "Hey, come here!"
Johnson- "Aughhhh, *Rolls eyes* Alright.... *Turns to Philip* Man, I really don't want to talk to these guys, but I gotta be nice. I guess I should just tough it out and go over there and talk to them. God I'm such a nice guy"
Philip *Johnson's buddy Philip* - "Dude, what are you doing? Don't go over there! Those guys are Turds!"
Johnson - "You're right. *Turns to the group of Turds* Sorry guys, I gotta get going, I'm late for class"
Turd - "Alright man, see you around next time!"
Example 2:
Guy - "Man, Tyler Elkins is just such a Turd"
Guy 2 - "Tell me about it. He thinks he's so cool and raw when really he isn't. The guy's such a Turd"
Example 3:
Guy - Don't get me wrong, Alaska's (Nick-name) a really cool guy, but sometimes he can just be such a Turd. He definitely has his Turd-moments.
Turd - "Hey, come here!"
Johnson- "Aughhhh, *Rolls eyes* Alright.... *Turns to Philip* Man, I really don't want to talk to these guys, but I gotta be nice. I guess I should just tough it out and go over there and talk to them. God I'm such a nice guy"
Philip *Johnson's buddy Philip* - "Dude, what are you doing? Don't go over there! Those guys are Turds!"
Johnson - "You're right. *Turns to the group of Turds* Sorry guys, I gotta get going, I'm late for class"
Turd - "Alright man, see you around next time!"
Example 2:
Guy - "Man, Tyler Elkins is just such a Turd"
Guy 2 - "Tell me about it. He thinks he's so cool and raw when really he isn't. The guy's such a Turd"
Example 3:
Guy - Don't get me wrong, Alaska's (Nick-name) a really cool guy, but sometimes he can just be such a Turd. He definitely has his Turd-moments.
Turds by JohnnyCashHPC4LIFE March 10, 2012
turds
gay babies. usually dark brown with creamy white highlights. delivered out of the anal canal (the gay birth canal), commonly dropped into a porcelain bowl filled with water. much like the heterosexual water birth.
last night, after my significant other came in my gay ass, i just knew i would shit out one or more gay babies. what straight people consider turds.
turds by reverendmo May 29, 2010
Turds
A synonym of "word," as in "affirmative" or "agreed." Can also be posed in the form of a question, meaning "really?" Used in conjunction with "my" and/or "your" to create "my turds?" and "your turds?" respectively. Turds, being synonymous with word, has created a plethora of spin-off terms (eg. "turds are hard," "sick ass little turdies" etc.)
Turds by sizzeybinatar June 22, 2004