turbofucked
/ˈtɜr.boʊ.fʌkt/ (adj.)
1. (General)
When
something goes so catastrophically wrong that "
fucked" alone doesn’t cut it. It’s a level of destruction, confusion, or
doom so intense it needs a turbo boost. Think of being
late to a final exam, spilling coffee on yourself, realizing it was yesterday, and also you're naked. That’s turbofucked.
2. (Sexual slang)
Used to describe an extremely intense, borderline absurd sexual experience. We’re talking back-breaker, mattress-destroyer, neighbors-calling-the-police type of situation.
To turbofuck someone is to send them straight to Valhalla and back using only pelvic velocity and hip thrust.
"Bro, I deleted the entire project folder instead of just the cache."
"Dude… you're turbofucked."
"The AI gained sentience, broke up with me, and stole my identity."
"Turbofucked beyond repair."
"They hooked up last night and he
said he straight-up turbofucked that
bih. Like eyes-
rolled-back, lost-in-the-void typa shi."