Turdophile

if u havent noticd, ur the one flamin every1! FAGGOT

by hobo powers September 5, 2003

Turdophile

This means a person who rapes or molests turds

That man is a turdophile

by Gad balls November 1, 2016

Turdophile

When you cut cheese out of your bum bum & it clears the room

My friend Ryan is a professional turdophile, he cuts the worst smelly cheese out of his ass

by Doobers436 February 6, 2025

Turkophile

An abnormal fondness and attachment to anything of Turkish significance, cultural

He has become such a Turkophile!

by turk105 October 30, 2010

KANSAS TURDPILE

Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.

When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

turophile

turophile:
(toor'-oh-file, tyoor'-oh-file) n.

a connoisseur of cheese; a cheese fancier. from Greek tyros "cheese" + philos "loving."

Brad: How many blocks of cheese are you buying?!?

Craig: What can I say, I like cheese.

Brad: *cough* turophile *cough*

by StinkyCheese April 12, 2009

Tedophile

someone who is sexual attracted to Teddy bears, and other stuffed animal's

That guy that cheated on his girlfriend with a teddy...he is such a Tedophile

by MaggieEms January 27, 2007