Turdlock
Turdlock by turdlock.com September 18, 2008
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Turd Lock
Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.
Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "
Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "
Related Words
Turdlock • Turd locked • turd locker • turlock • turdblock • turdcock • turdjocky • turdlick • Turlock High School • Turlock Squeezer
turdblock
verb. the act of keeping someone from being able to go to the bathroom--even though you know they need to--to the point where they "lose their chance"
I know I said we'd stop, but if you kids keep fighting in the backseat I'll turdblock you all the way to Carson City!
turdblock by marcello_loren February 4, 2010
turlock
located right under modesto and surrounded by endless fields. There is nothingtodo and it sucks ass.
turlock by john h. pitman June 28, 2005
turdcock
A black male penis, because it closely resembles a turd. Especially during intercourse, it looks like the women is taking a shit.
Turlock
A farming community full of mostly narrow-minded individuals who like to lump certain races of people into simple and dismissive racial definitions in order to feel superior since they are no better and a product of their own environment. Also it is home to Medic Alert an international non-profit organization that has saved the life of thousands.
Turlock by FormallyKnownAsFormally June 19, 2010
Turlock
A Village that is full of Mexicans and Assyrians there is nothing to do its the most boringest place in the world.The only thing to do is go to Starbucks on a Friday night and hangout with The Assyrians where they fight each other and have fake drama. if u wanna die from boredness come move to Turlock. When people move here they think they are lost
Lets go to Turlock! WHERE?
Turlock by Patrick SHAHBIZZLE August 8, 2007
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