Turdlock

The glorious "city" of Turlock, California

The greatest thing about coming to Turdlock is leaving.

by turdlock.com September 18, 2008

Turd Lock

Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.

Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "

Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?

Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."

by matterri April 23, 2017

turdblock

verb. the act of keeping someone from being able to go to the bathroom--even though you know they need to--to the point where they "lose their chance"

I know I said we'd stop, but if you kids keep fighting in the backseat I'll turdblock you all the way to Carson City!

by marcello_loren February 4, 2010

turlock

located right under modesto and surrounded by endless fields. There is nothingtodo and it sucks ass.

Turlock is so boring. Lets go to Modesto

by john h. pitman June 28, 2005

turdcock

A black male penis, because it closely resembles a turd. Especially during intercourse, it looks like the women is taking a shit.

person1: is she taking a shit?

person2: No, shes just fucking a turdcock

by mixedguy January 21, 2010

Turlock

A farming community full of mostly narrow-minded individuals who like to lump certain races of people into simple and dismissive racial definitions in order to feel superior since they are no better and a product of their own environment. Also it is home to Medic Alert an international non-profit organization that has saved the life of thousands.

Turlock is smack in the middle of the San Juaqin valley. Nothing for miles in all directions.

by FormallyKnownAsFormally June 19, 2010

Turlock

A Village that is full of Mexicans and Assyrians there is nothing to do its the most boringest place in the world.The only thing to do is go to Starbucks on a Friday night and hangout with The Assyrians where they fight each other and have fake drama. if u wanna die from boredness come move to Turlock. When people move here they think they are lost

Lets go to Turlock! WHERE?

by Patrick SHAHBIZZLE August 8, 2007