turdcock

A black male penis, because it closely resembles a turd. Especially during intercourse, it looks like the women is taking a shit.

person1: is she taking a shit?

person2: No, shes just fucking a turdcock

by mixedguy January 21, 2010

Turcock

A clever word for a Turkey/Peacock hybrid; or when a dude starts acting like a real dick.

Weaver is being SUCH a Turcock lately.

by Sanely Has Wench February 10, 2010

Turdlock

The glorious "city" of Turlock, California

The greatest thing about coming to Turdlock is leaving.

by turdlock.com September 18, 2008

Turcock

the outcome of when a turtle and a peacock interbreed,a hybrid of a turtle and peacock

Girl: What's that animal? It looks like a turtle, but it has feathers.
Boy: It's a turcock, duh.

by alessia!909 October 18, 2010

Turdcookie

The idiot friend who keeps going back to the same person who walks all over them like a door mat and is too stubborn to realize they need to let go and move on.

Friend: I know it will work out in the end.
You: Dude quit being a turdcookie and grow a pair.

by penguin;p July 14, 2011

turdjocky

sticking your cock up the ass of someone
who needs a shit.

A man has a bit of anal and pokes a turd with his cock and keeps on going, riding the turd =TURDJOCKY

by numblfuntkins October 9, 2003