The idiot friend who keeps going back to the same person who walks all over them like a door mat and is too stubborn to realize they need to let go and move on.

Friend: I know it will work out in the end.
You: Dude quit being a turdcookie and grow a pair.

Turdcookie by penguin;p July 14, 2011

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turdjocky

sticking your cock up the ass of someone
who needs a shit.

A man has a bit of anal and pokes a turd with his cock and keeps on going, riding the turd =TURDJOCKY

turdjocky by numblfuntkins October 9, 2003

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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