turdblock 

verb. the act of keeping someone from being able to go to the bathroom--even though you know they need to--to the point where they "lose their chance"

I know I said we'd stop, but if you kids keep fighting in the backseat I'll turdblock you all the way to Carson City!

turdblock by marcello_loren February 4, 2010

Turdblossom 

Turdblossom is a nickname for Karl Rove, advisor to George W Bush

"Somebody better go tell Turdblossom to quit outing secret agents"

Turdblossom by jnutting March 19, 2004

turdbucket 

a dumb fuck person that dont know shit about notin

Oh my god Sgt Helton is a turdbucket!!!

turdbucket by Helton April 18, 2008

turlock 

located right under modesto and surrounded by endless fields. There is nothingtodo and it sucks ass.

Turlock is so boring. Lets go to Modesto

turlock by john h. pitman June 28, 2005

turdcock

A black male penis, because it closely resembles a turd. Especially during intercourse, it looks like the women is taking a shit.

person1: is she taking a shit?

person2: No, shes just fucking a turdcock

turdcock by mixedguy January 21, 2010

Turlock 

A farming community full of mostly narrow-minded individuals who like to lump certain races of people into simple and dismissive racial definitions in order to feel superior since they are no better and a product of their own environment. Also it is home to Medic Alert an international non-profit organization that has saved the life of thousands.

Turlock is smack in the middle of the San Juaqin valley. Nothing for miles in all directions.

Turlock by FormallyKnownAsFormally June 19, 2010

Turlock 

A Village that is full of Mexicans and Assyrians there is nothing to do its the most boringest place in the world.The only thing to do is go to Starbucks on a Friday night and hangout with The Assyrians where they fight each other and have fake drama. if u wanna die from boredness come move to Turlock. When people move here they think they are lost

Lets go to Turlock! WHERE?

Turlock by Patrick SHAHBIZZLE August 8, 2007