turlock 

located right under modesto and surrounded by endless fields. There is nothingtodo and it sucks ass.

Turlock is so boring. Lets go to Modesto

turlock by john h. pitman June 28, 2005

Turlock 

A farming community full of mostly narrow-minded individuals who like to lump certain races of people into simple and dismissive racial definitions in order to feel superior since they are no better and a product of their own environment. Also it is home to Medic Alert an international non-profit organization that has saved the life of thousands.

Turlock is smack in the middle of the San Juaqin valley. Nothing for miles in all directions.

Turlock by FormallyKnownAsFormally June 19, 2010

Turlock 

A Village that is full of Mexicans and Assyrians there is nothing to do its the most boringest place in the world.The only thing to do is go to Starbucks on a Friday night and hangout with The Assyrians where they fight each other and have fake drama. if u wanna die from boredness come move to Turlock. When people move here they think they are lost

Lets go to Turlock! WHERE?

Turlock by Patrick SHAHBIZZLE August 8, 2007

Turlock 

A shithole in the 209 where the only thing there is to do is weed, oxy, coke... we got da best of errthing. With wanna be hard ass, Famous wearing brappers and slutty butterface bitches.

"Turlock is a great place to leave."

Turlock by Turlock Resident December 16, 2008

Turlock 

A titular big farming community filled with Assyrians, Mexicans, African-Americans, etc. between Modesto and Merced. Pretty dull for how it’s being located smack dab in the center. Fake drama at your local sit-inside Starbucks? Yes. We have some of that. Generic history? Sí. It’s plentiful. Basic bitch necessities such as a Walmart and Target? Definitely yes. :/

Turlock is so boring the best thing to entertain ourselves is watching paint dry. Pretty sad, isn’t it?

Turlock by Wuhuabia Wjbfhrekg December 6, 2018

Turlock 

The least of women that have never evolved into taking me to that place.

Yo Turlock is right by the freeway just take the exit here, without Turlock I wouldn't have to walk to Modesto, when I'm in Turlock I like to go to Taco Bell with a girl, The Way Turlock seems is right at home

Turlock by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Turlock High School 

Turlock High School has been around since my grandpa in World War 1. The high school still has not changed since back in the...what? 1700's. I think my great great great great great great Grandma's Great Grandma's Grandma wrote on the bathroom stall and it is still there! There is no need to trash this school because it already looks like a big shithole. NEVER attend a football game there, it is a waste of money because they will lose. Unless you are interested in a good fight between all of their gang members or a strip tease from their cheerleaders.

Ben: When will Turlock High School burn down already?
Sara: The buildings look like they will fall any minute now.

Turlock High School by sxygurl453 March 5, 2011