1 definition by Patrick SHAHBIZZLE

A Village that is full of Mexicans and Assyrians there is nothing to do its the most boringest place in the world.The only thing to do is go to Starbucks on a Friday night and hangout with The Assyrians where they fight each other and have fake drama. if u wanna die from boredness come move to Turlock. When people move here they think they are lost
Lets go to Turlock! WHERE?
by Patrick SHAHBIZZLE August 7, 2007
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