turdlick

someone who would lick a turd.

So, your dog eats shit huh ?? What a turdlick !!!

by A. Cunning Linguist September 5, 2003

Turdick

When you're so black your dick looks like a turd.

It's me Marcus Ragland,"Turdick"...... Turdick gang nigga.

by GILLYMILLYHOE July 17, 2022

Turdicken

When John Madden sticks his erect penis in a chicken that is stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

John Madden screamed "Boom" while performing a turdicken

by Bamf Hossyuk March 23, 2011

turdick

Somone who randomly gets mad for no reason during casual, calm conversation.

God, Mike, you yell for no reason, you are such a turdick!

by Ronche December 8, 2005

Turdlock

The glorious "city" of Turlock, California

The greatest thing about coming to Turdlock is leaving.

by turdlock.com September 18, 2008

Turdicken

The act of diving on to ones table during a traditional feast where turkey is served, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas, and doing so while bare ass naked and spearing the pheasant with your dick then proceeding to slide off the table and run out the door with the turkey still attached to your erect penis.

e.g. Uncle Tom pulled a turdicken last Thanksgiving and gave grams a heart attack.
e.g. In order to join the SAE fraternity, John was required to perform a turdicken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday bra bash.

by Quasiboner December 27, 2014

Turdlike

The ability to offend the offendable while engaging in average daily conversation or activities with your peers.

He was deemed to be turdlike simply by displaying a picture on an internet forum that appealed to the masses, but offended a few.

by 24Campfire February 28, 2011