The act of diving on to ones
table during a traditional feast where turkey is served, such as Thanksgiving or
Christmas, and doing so while bare ass naked and spearing the pheasant with your dick then proceeding to slide off the
table and run out the door with the turkey still attached to your erect penis.
e.g. Uncle Tom pulled a turdicken last Thanksgiving and gave grams a heart attack.
e.g. In order to join the SAE
fraternity, John was required to perform a turdicken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday
bra bash.