The act of diving on to ones table during a traditional feast where turkey is served, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas, and doing so while bare ass naked and spearing the pheasant with your dick then proceeding to slide off the table and run out the door with the turkey still attached to your erect penis.

e.g. Uncle Tom pulled a turdicken last Thanksgiving and gave grams a heart attack.
e.g. In order to join the SAE fraternity, John was required to perform a turdicken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday bra bash.

Turdicken by Quasiboner December 27, 2014

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Turdlike

The ability to offend the offendable while engaging in average daily conversation or activities with your peers.

He was deemed to be turdlike simply by displaying a picture on an internet forum that appealed to the masses, but offended a few.

Turdlike by 24Campfire February 28, 2011

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