Tuften

A Tuften is a guy who is very gay. Typically he also has an extremely small penis. The average iq of a Tuften is about 74.

Odin:yo u see that guy kissing another guy? Robin:yeah hes probably a Tuften.

by bruhdude357 September 2, 2020

Tuten

A strong Jim Beam with a splash of Diet Coke over ice, often served in a pint glass rather than the traditional cocktail glass. It originated in the South and is a staple of tailgate parties, but has become popular in bars in Los Angeles and New York as well.

I can believe he's still standing after drinking six Tutens in two hours.

by Dawghouse Dave February 3, 2010

tufting

Also pronounced "tuftin." When a person (usually female, but not exclusively) wears a garment so low cut that the top of the pubic hair shows. Usually applies to underwear, but there are more extreme cases of tufting out of trousers or a skirt.

"I shouldn't have worn these knickers. I'm tufting! I need a bikini wax.

by thebunnyhorse December 1, 2004

tuffenuff

Someone who cant run a street racing event to save their life. Also likes to throw his 7.70s blown alcohol car at 12 second cars. Then say they "Have nothing for him." and is scared to spot someone out for a fair race. Also has a tendancy to have his balls shrivel up when offered a race against a car of his same calibur.

Im tuffenuff my blown alcohol car will run your cam only LS1 heads up. Oh you need spots? Shutup you have nothing for me. Im gonna go watch my event fail cause i talk to much crap to the people attending my event.

by 1QuickBird January 21, 2007

Tufted Titmouse

To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.

Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?

Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.

by Golden Pack January 14, 2010

tufted

Overly strechted or prolapsed spinchter from excessive anal intrusion

I yanked out the butt plug to flower his tufted ring peice

by Milwallboy February 13, 2015

Tuftegasm

A peak of pleasure brought on by beautiful information design. When data visuzliations drives deep a-ha's into your soul. Championed by Edward Tufte.

Oh, how those sparklines are layered over the small multiples! So precise, so aesthetic! A true Tuftegasm!

by SaltyD23 March 20, 2012