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Tute Screw 

Shortened version for Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Screw.

A screw that has threads that go both ways. No matter which way you turn it, always goes farther up your ass. It is a way to represents how RPI makes life unnecessarily difficult for RPI students.

Every RPI student has been 'tute screwed at least once or has only been on campus a few weeks.
You are required to register for two different classes, but they are held at the same. Both are required prerequisites for other courses that you also have to take. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

The course catalog for your curriculum lays out required, restricted-required and suggested optional classes that total to 123 credits, but you need 124 to graduate. You're on track to be one credit short of graduation, but you don't discover this until your second semester senior year. And not once, did any of the professors or your academic adviser ever point that out during the previous seven semesters in which you were enrolled at RPI. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

The Board of Trustees promises that hikes in parking fees will be used to improve and expand parking lots. Shortly after paying for the privilege of parking, the Trustees change their mind and use the fees to plug general budget deficits. Now, assuming you can find a parking spot, you risk damage to your car because of the pot holes that weren't filled. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

After you graduate, RPI sends you a diploma if your debts to them are satisfied. After you get the diploma, RPI sends you bills for debts they claim you owe. While you defend yourself against these bills, their fund raisers constantly telephone you looking for donations. They don't see the irony in this. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.
Tute Screw by RPI alumnus. March 5, 2011
Related Words
Tuten 'tutes tuyen tatenda tutancam tutel Taten Tutelage Totenkopf TubeNoob

TyTennis321 

Doo Doo at video games. Plays tennis cause he's a tennis player. As Phil would say, he's just bad at the game.
Wow he's bad at cod, I think he is TyTennis321
TyTennis321 by PHILLLLY October 4, 2018
A very sweet and thoughtful man. May not be the greatest looking guy around but is adorable in his own way. He's a goofball and is rarely ever serious unless he's telling you how much he loves you other than that don't expect anything short of laughing your ass off because of his constant stupidity. He will never fail to bring a smile to your face. He is romantic, smart, funny, caring, genuine, and incredibly adorable.
I am so in love with Taten he's honestly adorable
Taten by MadiSilvie June 27, 2017

tutant meenage neetle teetles 

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.
Tutant meenage neetle teetles is impossible not to laugh at.

Totenkopf 

German word for 'skull'.

Literal translation: Death's Head.

Name of a Waffen SS Division of Nazi Germany during The Second World War.
The Totenkopf Division was sent in to reinforce the front.
Totenkopf by TZ June 19, 2003

Die Toten Hosen

Awesome German hard rock band, been around since '80s actually. Roughly translates to, "The Dead Pants". Compared to Rammstein or Oomph, they are a bit lighter but still hold their own and are quite popular. You can see their T-shirts and such once in awhile on popular band members here in the U.S. A lot of videos, check them out.
Schon Sein, many others, Die Toten Hosen
Die Toten Hosen by Malibu times 2 October 23, 2013