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Tuftegasm

A peak of pleasure brought on by beautiful information design. When data visuzliations drives deep a-ha's into your soul. Championed by Edward Tufte.
Oh, how those sparklines are layered over the small multiples! So precise, so aesthetic! A true Tuftegasm!
by SaltyD23 March 20, 2012
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tastegasm

1. Tastegasm
When one experiences a taste so amazing, it is comparable to a moment of extreme sexual pleasure.
I just had pho the other day. Trust me, it was a total tastegasm.
by exAZNAce May 22, 2009
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Tastegasm

1. The wierd snorting noise made when eating something delicious. Caused by eating too fast and forgetting to breath because the food is so good.
(eating a California burrito)
"omg this burrito is so good i keep forgetting to breath and im tastegasming!!"
by butterynipples November 14, 2009
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turtlegasm

most accurately defined as any excessive public display of uncontrolled excitement, expressed by wild shaking of head and limbs, inappropriate gyrations of the hips and irregular severe pelvic thrusting motions when in the presence of, talking about or even simply considering the thought of turtles.

Most people in the throes of a turtlegasm are also very likely to drool uncontrollably with eyes rolled back into the head while making loud gutteral gagging noises with mouth agape all the while utterly oblivious to their immediate surroundings except for any turtles that may be in close proximity. Victims of turtlegasm may also attempt to pull out their own hair, grope themselves and/or others, and inexplicably punch their genetalia.

Turtles that happen to be present while a turtlegasm is taking place have been known to be licked wildly about the head and shell and, depending on size, placed inside the front of one's pants. Newly hatched turtles are at risk of considerable harm in cases such as these although there is no malice intended.

A truly authentic turtlegasm is rare and difficult to document, although the first public turtlegasm is thought to have taken place somewhere along the southern Texas coast during a mass hatching of a clutch of critically endangered Kemp's Ridley sea turtles.
"Marcie is so in love with turtles that every time she sees something that even resembles a turtle it sends her into a turtlegasm frenzy."
by El Panadero August 7, 2012
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tastegasm

An extraordinarily pleasant sensation caused by consuming food of exceptional tastiness.
That slice of jalapeno cheesecake gave me a wicked tastegasm.
by Solarfall March 7, 2009
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Tastegasm

When the taste of a particular food item is so unexpectantly good, your taste buds have a miniature orgasm.
"Jesus CHRIST, did you taste those jelly rolls Patty snuck into the theater? I swear to God I was having a tastegasm eating the thing."
by Patty Voorhees October 3, 2012
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tastegasm

its like having an orasm with your mouth
mmmmmm, self explanitory
by jake November 12, 2003
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