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tufted by Milwallboy February 13, 2015
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Tufted Titmouse
To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.
Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?
Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.
Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.
Tufted Titmouse by Golden Pack January 14, 2010
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tufted • tufted jay • Tufted muffin • Tufted Titmouse • Tafted • tifted • tusted • tuffted pucker butt • TUFMED • Tuftegasm
tufted jay
a tufted jay is a when you ejaculate 15 times into a box, fill it with confetti, shit in the box, and place a fan at the bottom of the box and when said box is opened the semen, confetti, and shit will spray on the person who opened said box
“Yooo I just left your sister a tufted jay!” Said Tyrell, “WHAT THE FUCK?!” Exclaimed Tyshell when she ran out her room covered in cum, shit, and confetti.
tufted jay by tufted cook62 December 24, 2025
tusted
tusted by my new word September 9, 2019
Tifted
Tuften
A Tuften is a guy who is very gay. Typically he also has an extremely small penis. The average iq of a Tuften is about 74.
Tuften by bruhdude357 September 2, 2020
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