To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.
Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?
Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.
a tufted jay is a when you ejaculate 15 times into a box, fill it with confetti, shit in the box, and place a fan at the bottom of the box and when said box is opened the semen, confetti, and shitwill spray on the person who opened said box
“Yooo I just left your sister a tufted jay!” Said Tyrell, “WHAT THE FUCK?!” Exclaimed Tyshell when she ran out her room covered in cum, shit, and confetti.