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A Tuften is a guy who is very gay. Typically he also has an extremely small penis. The average iq of a Tuften is about 74.
Odin:yo u see that guy kissing another guy? Robin:yeah hes probably a Tuften.
Tuften by bruhdude357 September 2, 2020

Tufted Titmouse 

To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.
Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?

Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.
Tufted Titmouse by Golden Pack January 14, 2010
Slang Punjabi noun for testicles. Pronounced 'tut-teh'. Origin from Northern India, Punjab regions.
Fuck my tutteh are killing me today.

Did you see the size of those tutteh?

'Tutteh mareh' Punjabi phrase translated literally, 'balls hit'. Used to describe the use of testicles in the act of sex.

'i smashed my tutteh into her'
tutteh by Jugjeet Sengh Bahns October 28, 2009
Overly strechted or prolapsed spinchter from excessive anal intrusion
I yanked out the butt plug to flower his tufted ring peice
tufted by Milwallboy February 13, 2015

Tuftegasm 

A peak of pleasure brought on by beautiful information design. When data visuzliations drives deep a-ha's into your soul. Championed by Edward Tufte.
Oh, how those sparklines are layered over the small multiples! So precise, so aesthetic! A true Tuftegasm!
Tuftegasm by SaltyD23 March 20, 2012

Tufteturbation 

A self-indulgent, self-pleasing and over-the-top use of graphical elements made famous by Edward Tufte, such as sparklines, small multiples, and layering one prominent color over black and white.
The sort of activity that some designers do when they want to show off.
-What's with all the frickin' sparklines? Is that really necessary?

-Of course not. The designer just had a case of Tufteturbation.
Tufteturbation by SaltyD23 August 7, 2012