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A Tuften is a guy who is very gay. Typically he also has an extremely small penis. The average iq of a Tuften is about 74.
Odin:yo u see that guy kissing another guy? Robin:yeah hes probably a Tuften.
Tuften by bruhdude357 September 2, 2020

Tufted Titmouse 

To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.
Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?

Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.
Tufted Titmouse by Golden Pack January 14, 2010
Slang Punjabi noun for testicles. Pronounced 'tut-teh'. Origin from Northern India, Punjab regions.
Fuck my tutteh are killing me today.

Did you see the size of those tutteh?

'Tutteh mareh' Punjabi phrase translated literally, 'balls hit'. Used to describe the use of testicles in the act of sex.

'i smashed my tutteh into her'
tutteh by Jugjeet Sengh Bahns October 28, 2009
Overly strechted or prolapsed spinchter from excessive anal intrusion
I yanked out the butt plug to flower his tufted ring peice
tufted by Milwallboy February 13, 2015

Tuftegasm 

A peak of pleasure brought on by beautiful information design. When data visuzliations drives deep a-ha's into your soul. Championed by Edward Tufte.
Oh, how those sparklines are layered over the small multiples! So precise, so aesthetic! A true Tuftegasm!
Tuftegasm by SaltyD23 March 20, 2012

Tufteturbation 

A self-indulgent, self-pleasing and over-the-top use of graphical elements made famous by Edward Tufte, such as sparklines, small multiples, and layering one prominent color over black and white.
The sort of activity that some designers do when they want to show off.
-What's with all the frickin' sparklines? Is that really necessary?

-Of course not. The designer just had a case of Tufteturbation.
Tufteturbation by SaltyD23 August 7, 2012
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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